Total Medals Earned: 65 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,680 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (45/95 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 16/18 (375/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (425/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (40/75 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (180/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/360 points)
Medals Earned: 5/15 (45/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get all 10 deaths
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
